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If Taylor Swift uses her experiences and heartaches in writing songs, Jeffdsilva made a love song entitled "Hadouken" for his dedication to the game Street Fighter.

Lyrics:

I've been playing my PS3
Alot more recently
Ever since I Lost my Job
I've been twiddling my knob

I've become a total whore
for the game Street Fighter IV
And if anybody calls
I'm shooting Ryu's Fireballs

Chorus:

Hadoken, I shout it as I'm battlin'
Hadoken,

M Bison is still around,
and if you press R2 and Down
You'll do a Slide Kick with his feet
and your friends will start to call you cheap

E Honda's pretty fat,
He does a 100 Hand Bitch Slap
Dhalsim's Yoga Flame
Gives Indian's a Bad Name

Chorus:

Hadoken, I shout it as I'm battlin'
Hadoken,

Verse 3:

Sagat's the bald guy
he's the master of Muay Thai
Chun Li's a Chinese Chick,
She does the Helicopter Kick

Balrog's the only black dude
He's the only guy I never use,
Not because I'm racist
But because he only does punches.

Chorus:

Hadoken, I shout it as I'm battlin'
Hadoken, Shoryuken, Tatsumakisenpukyaku (Hurricane Kick)

[via jeffdsilva]